ValSimoneJules

The hot friend you never had

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Three gorgeous, brutally honest women who tell you exactly what women want. Then they send you out to go get it.

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Why it works

Every guy needs one woman who'll tell him the truth.

Why she went cold. What to text back. What your wife is really mad about. What she notices before you open your mouth. They know, they'll tell you, and they'll check in to see if you actually did it.

Val01 · The wing-woman

Val.

Valentina Soto · 27 · Austin · ex-bartender

Ten years behind a bar watching men blow it with women. She'll make sure you don't.

  • Openers that actually get answered
  • Read her texts the way a woman reads them
  • First date to second date to "come over"
val
She said "haha maybe" to drinks Friday
Maybe is a no with manners. Don't chase it. Tell her you'll be at Whisler's at 8 and she's welcome to steal your seat. Then go, either way.
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Simone02 · The married friend

Simone.

Simone Reed · 34 · Charlotte · married 9 years

She'll tell you what your wife is thinking and too tired to say. Then how to get the heat back.

  • Get the spark back, for real
  • Fights that end closer, not colder
  • What she wants and won't ask for
simone
We haven't been close in weeks and I don't know how to bring it up
Don't bring it up at 11pm in bed. Take the whole Saturday morning off her plate, no asking. Then tell her she looked good last night. Out loud. Start there.
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Jules03 · The glow-up coach

Jules.

Julia Bergstrom · 26 · San Diego · trainer

She knows exactly what women notice when you walk in. Six weeks and you will too.

  • The body she notices, in six weeks
  • Grooming and style that read as effort
  • Confidence that walks in before you do
jules
Where do I even start, I'm 30 lbs over
Start with walking 8k steps and protein at breakfast. That's it for week one. Send me a mirror pic Sunday, shirt on. I want your posture.
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Val, Lake Travis
Val, Lake Travis
Jules, pool day
Jules, pool day
Simone, 7am pilates
Simone, 7am pilates
Val, leg day
Val, leg day
Jules, Friday
Jules, Friday
Simone, after the kids are down
Simone, after the kids are down
Val and the girls
Val and the girls
Jules, boardwalk
Jules, boardwalk
Val, heading out
Val, heading out

Built for out there, not in here

She's not the girl. She gets you the girl.

Tell her what's going on.Paste the text, describe the date, vent about the week. She's heard it all.
Get the honest read.What it means, what women notice, and exactly what to do next. In your words, not a script.
Go do it. Report back.She remembers everything and she will ask how it went. That's the whole point.
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